The Most Patriotic Eagle
You will never love anything as much as this eagle loves America, and trucks.
![](https://ianovergard.me/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/eagle-rotated.jpg)
Hiphopopotomus vs. The Rhymenocerous
Their lyrics are bottomless.
![](https://ianovergard.me/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/hihopopotamus.jpg)
I Have No Idea
I might have been drunk?
![](https://ianovergard.me/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/seal-1024x768.jpg)
Sky Sloth
Very peaceful. Please do not interrupt peacefulness.
![](https://ianovergard.me/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/sky_sloth-1024x768.jpg)
The Greatest Weapon
![](https://ianovergard.me/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/cereal_killers-rotated.jpg)
The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
This probably makes more sense if you listen to Nightvale.
![](https://ianovergard.me/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/IMG_0382-768x1024.jpg)
Crooms
At work, we used to have an Apple-TV called cRooms (for like, conference rooms). I always read it as Crooms, the ghost butler, though.
![](https://ianovergard.me/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/crooms.jpg)
A Landscape
This is like a reddit-famous photo, source of which I’ve long since forgotten, but I painted it!
![](https://ianovergard.me/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/landscape.jpg)
Painting of Swift
This was my pet cockatiel growing up, Swift. My hands also look exactly like that. Very square.
![](https://ianovergard.me/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/cockatiel-768x1024.jpg)
A Model
I am not good at drawing teeth, apparently.
![](https://ianovergard.me/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/model.jpg)
CAT!
![](https://ianovergard.me/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/cat-large-768x1024.jpg)