The Most Patriotic Eagle
You will never love anything as much as this eagle loves America, and trucks.
Hiphopopotomus vs. The Rhymenocerous
Their lyrics are bottomless.
I Have No Idea
I might have been drunk?
Very peaceful. Please do not interrupt peacefulness.
The Greatest Weapon
The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
This probably makes more sense if you listen to Nightvale.
At work, we used to have an Apple-TV called cRooms (for like, conference rooms). I always read it as Crooms, the ghost butler, though.
This is like a reddit-famous photo, source of which I’ve long since forgotten, but I painted it!
Painting of Swift
This was my pet cockatiel growing up, Swift. My hands also look exactly like that. Very square.
I am not good at drawing teeth, apparently.